The August 26 show at PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, New Jersey broke the record for the best selling comedy show at the venue, previously held by Jay Leno. We pretty much can't print any of the rest of it. Throw out some topics Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. Stage banter takes on a different — deeper — meaning as the comedian performs online shows to homebound viewers worldwide from his Mumbai residence. You got a fuckin ping pong team? What do you want? That’s not bad 12 minute rant. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. Pissed-off, Burr took his turn onstage and the crowd began giving him the same treatment. Bunch of fucking losers. 52 fuckin hours into a show. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. A cell phone video recording of the rant has been posted on various video hosting sites. Sir why are you screaming? Who’s he your dad or something? "I was just annoyed because I was sitting there going like, this is one of the greatest comedy line-ups, as far as up-and-coming guys, that I've been around. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. "I hope you all f****** die and I hope the Eagles never win the Super Bowl," Burr tamely began. By Abigail Covington Veteran Boston comic Bill Burr watched from backstage as his colleagues were heaped with abuse. You fuckin jackasses. "I wasn't a professional. Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. He hosted the October 10, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, which became notorious for Burr's crass and (in some considerations) offensive stand-up monologue.. © 2021 WWB Holdings, LLC. He tells the Philadelphia Post-Gazette , "Can I tell you something? The man tore into Philadelphia for 11+ minutes of pure vitriol and hatred, viciously attacking a crowd of 10,000. I still fuckin hate you people. Morgan dipped out after about seven minutes. No one gives a shit. Select this result to view William A Burr's phone number, address, and more. I have a little fuckin cane now. Play the fucking records. All of you mother fuckers. Clown shoes. He’s made a career out of being a brutally honest version of himself. I’m fuckin standing here. Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. Bill Burr was doing a stand-up comedy bit for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Show in Camden in 2006, and the crowd had turned ugly. You fucking assholes. By the time the 12 minute set (which Burr counted down every passing minute) was over, much of the crowd gave the comedian a standing ovation. I got your mothers. Bill Burr and The Philadelphia Incident Careers of the rich and famous, have moments that are remembered by the general public, then they have moments the public remember as career defining. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. Location: Boydton, VA . And these f****** people are treating everyone like s***. I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. What are you taking a picture of E-Rock? Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. These are historic giants in modern comedy, people who paved the way to an industry that now fuels creative development at Netflix, sends daring amateurs into local clubs for kicks and makes up all the water weight of internet culture. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. In 2006, that's a great lineup by any reasonable standard. You all gonna go see Rocky 19. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. Filter these events. I hope you go 0-15. Transcript of the "Philadelphia incident" where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act was heckled heavily by the crowd. Oh Fuck all you people you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. 3 minutes left of this motherfuckin tirade. Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident (Better Audio) - YouTube FEMA would never show up for you fuckin’ assholes. Better audio and longer than the original Bill Burr video. ", and George Carlin's famous football versus baseball routine all come to mind. Suck a dick. You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. "I didn't want to do the show at that point, so really, them booing to the level that they did was my fault," Burr said. I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. You don’t know who the fuck he is. Goddamn lawn seats. I got 4 minutes left. The third result is William A Burr age 60s in Evans City, PA. I wanna thank you guys for having me. I hope the glass gets fuckin into your fuckin shoulder blades and then I see you afterwards “Hey how’s it going” [simulates slapping a good friend in the back] Enjoy the fuckin show? About Bill Burr: Prior to joining Merrill Lynch Wealth Management, Bill was a professional basketball player and a President of a successful company focusing on professional athletes. Or, in general. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! We stock all tickets to every Bill Burr show! Bunch of fucking losers. Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. What on earth motivated this tirade? Fucking assholes. I hate this fuckin city. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. That felt great. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. What’s that sir? The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. Chris Rock Total Blackout: The Tamborine Extended Cut – Transcript, Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words (2010) – Transcript, Vir Das: Outside in – The Lockdown Special (2020) – Transcript, Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript. Look at this. Dude I think he can win! I hope the cheese melts your faces off. You have a soccer team? However, Burr would not let the crowd get him like they did the previous acts and kept hammering the audience until some started to turn in his favor. I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. It aint’ ever happening. Yes. He decided to … Say it. Larry the Cable Guy is back to Git R Done. Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. Absolute fucking clown shoes. Having first gained notoriety for his recurring role on the second season of Chappelle’s Show, So, I came out and threw gas on a fire that was already going.". I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. Oh suck a dick. I just blow all your fuckin brains out. That’s all I got left. This gotta be fucking ridiculous. Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. City of Brotherly Love. I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. Somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. For twelve minutes he unleashed his fury on the city of Philadelphia. With your red candy-striped faggot fuckin uniforms. Required fields are marked *. Listen. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. Design and development by What do you think about that? You people are on goddamn acid. But more than a decade later, it turns out Burr feels kind of bad about the whole thing. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. The Eagles and Sixers are looking pretty good these days, Bill. He’s not here. Does it really have to come to this people? Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. You bunch of fuckin cocks. Michael Tanenbaum The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. That’s great. I got one first. Bunch of goddamn pansies. Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. Bill Burr Tickets | Event Dates & Schedule | Ticketmaster.com "Let's talk about heart disease, something you're all gonna f****** die of, and I'm gonna laugh at your f****** funerals," Burr continued. What else what else. Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. All rights reserved. God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. Your email address will not be published. Bill Burr : The Philadelphia Incident Posted by Byron Bojangles III on 4/26/14 at 8:34 am 0 0 Backstory is berated an entire crowd for 12 minutes due to how they treated comics that were on before him LINK You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. Is this what you want? All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. Go fuck yourselves. I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. I should get fucking paid right now people. Bill Burr is an American comedian or a comedian from the North American Union, depending on when you read this. I broke the mic stand. He was joined by the likes of Tracy Morgan, Bob Saget, Dom Irrera and Patrice O'Neal, among others. Does it really have to come to this? What’s that? Not Bill Burr, by the way, but y'all. Bunch of racist fucking morons. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. I hope that happens to you. In general, Bill Burr seems jaded by politics and doesn't think neither Republicans nor Democrats are honest. More than a decade ago, Bill Burr, a cantankerous comic from Massachusetts, came to Camden as part of The Opie and Anthony Show's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour. 2 to the back of the head. Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus was the first of three comedy event series, concert tour in 2006, starring comedians featured on the Opie and Anthony show on XM Satellite Radio and CBS Radio. 7 MINUTES left. Suck a fuckin dick. PODCAST PRODUCER. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. ©2021 Bill Burr. Dave Chappelle. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Phillies Preakness Stakes Ryder Cup San Francisco Giants Seattle Seahawks. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. But he wasn’t having it, and launched into one of the most amazing diatribes ever recorded. This doesn’t change anything. Just one after another. All rights reserved. What do you want me to talk about. andrewMMPodcast@gmail.com. Booing Dom Irerra. They have also lived in New Brighton, PA William is related to Rhonda Burr and Joyce G Burr as well as 3 additional people. 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I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. You can’t see shit. “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. His only material regret that night in Camden, apparently, was failing to trash the Sixers. 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. That is until I saw Bill Burr’s latest segment on The Tonight Show. Huh? Do they even fuckin exist anymore? The internet (and soon to be movie, TV, radio, etc.) I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. "I was annoyed," Burr said. William Frederick "Bill" Burr (b. June 10, 1968) is an American comedian. © 2021 Scraps from the Loft. That’s a fucking record. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. In his standup career, Burr is often remembered for the "Philadelphia Incident." Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. Buy Philadelphia Bill Burr tickets for any of the dates below. That fuckin pussy team. Bunch of pussies. NEW! When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. 2 MINUTES LEFT. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. He grew up outside of Boston, Massachusetts and did fairly poorly in school, despite the fact that he applied himself. Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. For some reason, it all went horribly south at the old Tweeter Center. This is right here is the theme of my set – a broken mic stand. That aint’ gonna work. phenomenon, Bo Burnham, brings you his first one-hour stand-up special “Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words” from the House of Blues in Boston. Burr was back in Philadelphia this weekend, so we took the opportunity to ask him about The Rant, along with a few other things, like being on some show you probably never even heard of called Breaking Bad (“I was as big a fan of that show as anybody. Go back to the dock and unload some shit. ... Bill Burr is always a great hit with every crowd. You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. The Flyers. The last two minutes is gonna be my rider for the rest of this fucking tour. Have a good night. "SNL' Host Bill Burr Took Aim at White Women, Cancel Culture, and Gay Pride in a Controversial Monologue The eyebrow-raising set garnered lots of reactions across social media. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. We cannot, in good conscience, embed Burr's entire rant here, but here is the YouTube link. You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. Whether he’s acting or telling jokes, he’s Bill Burr. For those who aren’t familiar, Burr, the stand-up comedian and intergalactic Bostonian, is often very candid on late-night shows. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. The first guy to go on, someone no one remembers out of kindness, got destroyed by the afternoon Philly crowd. Bill has sold-out shows at Madison Square Garden on November 14, 2015,the Royal Albert Hall on June 6, 2018 and consecutive shows on March 4 and 5, 2019 Bill Burr holds the record for the most consecutive sold-out shows at the Wilbur Theatre, he performed 19 sold-out shows in a row, besting the record of 10 set by Aziz Ansari. I do 3 minutes. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. That I really feel great. http://jimnorton.com/ and http://billburr.com/ and http://www.allthingscomedy.com/ and https://twitter.com/theMMPodcast What’s that sir? You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. Go fuck yourselves. Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. Alright listen I’m out of time. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? Huh. In this extended cut of his 2018 special, Chris Rock takes the stage for a special filled with searing observations on fatherhood, infidelity and politics. You guys were here man. In 2006, Bill Burr walked onto a stage in Philadelphia in front of an audience that had booed and jeered every comedian who had come up before … All of you. I really hope that happens. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. In a recent episode of Joe Rogan's podcast, comedian Bill Burr pushed back against the host on the issue of wearing masks to prevent the spread of COVID-19. It’s great. And, you know, I'm a defensive, f****** angry dude anyways, so it was just the perfect storm.". You won one fucking world series since 1880. How do you like us now? Bill graduated from The College of New Jersey from their prestigious AACSB Accredited School of Business with a Bachelor's Degree in Finance. 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